Our Liquids

UN POCO LOCO
UN POCO LOCO

UN POCO LOCO

Mexican Lager - Brewed with Pilsner malt and flaked maize. We then added sea salt and fresh lime juice to create the perfect summer crusher. 

Human Robot Festbier
Human Robot Festbier

Human Robot Festbier

Festbier is all about drinkability. Ours is brewed with German pilsner malt, a touch of Munich, and Hersbrucker hops. After an intense double decoction mash, the beer is fermented slow and cold. A cracker like aroma, clean, honey like sweetness and just enough hops to balance it all out.

GREEN RIBBON TRAIL ALE
GREEN RIBBON TRAIL ALE

GREEN RIBBON TRAIL ALE

AMERICAN IPA W/SPRUCE TIPS - 6.5% - Brewed with fresh picked spruce tips in collaboration with Wissahickon Trails to bring awareness to the Green Ribbon Trail. Now get out there and take a hike!

ST. BEAVER
ST. BEAVER

ST. BEAVER

Pale Ale - 4.7% - This little guy is a beautifully crushable pale ale. Subtle malt sweetness is balanced perfectly with the addition of Columbus, Mosaic and Cascade hops. This beer may be tiny but it packs a ton of flavor.

LIVING IN DARKNESS 2024 FIDDLER BOURBON
LIVING IN DARKNESS 2024 FIDDLER BOURBON

LIVING IN DARKNESS 2024 FIDDLER BOURBON

Barrel Aged Stout - 12% - We brew this Imperial Stout to celebrate the darkest day of the year, the winter solstice.  This variant was aged for 33 months in a Fiddler Bourbon barrel.

I WANT THAT (2024) LAIRD'S APPLE BRANDY
I WANT THAT (2024) LAIRD'S APPLE BRANDY

I WANT THAT (2024) LAIRD'S APPLE BRANDY

Barrel Aged Stout - 10% - First brewed in 2017, this is a vintage of our original Imperial Stout.  This variant was aged in a Laird's Apple Brandy Barrel for 33 months.

HAND CRAFTED COCKTAILS
HAND CRAFTED COCKTAILS

HAND CRAFTED COCKTAILS

Margarita Classico - Reposado Tequila, hand pressed lime juice, triple sec, agave syrup and a touch of sea salt.  Served on the rocks.  

Classic Cosmo - Vodka, fresh pressed lime juice, cranberry juice, Triple Sec.

Old Fashioned - Our signature Old Fashioned is made with Dad's Hat Whiskey, Turbinado syrup, Angostura and Orange bitters and sea salt. Garnished with fresh orange peel and a Luxardo cherry.

Cold Brew Martini - Vodka, Starbucks Cold Brew Coffee, Coffee Liqueur, Simple syrup.

NITRO DRY IRISH STOUT
NITRO DRY IRISH STOUT

NITRO DRY IRISH STOUT

Nitro Dry Irish Stout - 4.6%
DARK NECESSITIES (BOOKERS BOURBON BARREL AGED)
DARK NECESSITIES (BOOKERS BOURBON BARREL AGED)

DARK NECESSITIES (BOOKERS BOURBON BARREL AGED)

Barrel Aged Imperial Stout - 12% - Dark Necessities is a 12% Imperial Stout we brewed in March 2021 and aged for 9 months in a Booker's Bourbon Barrel. This variant has notes of complex caramel, marshmallow light roasted coffee and a thicker body.

selT7er (YOU CHOOSE THE FLAVOR)
selT7er (YOU CHOOSE THE FLAVOR)

selT7er (YOU CHOOSE THE FLAVOR)

Hard Seltzer - 6% - Gluten free hard seltzer with 2 pumps of your choice of flavoring.

DARK ARTS 2021 (HEAVEN HILL BARREL AGED)
DARK ARTS 2021 (HEAVEN HILL BARREL AGED)

DARK ARTS 2021 (HEAVEN HILL BARREL AGED)

Imperial Stout - 10% - Dark Arts is a 10% Imperial Stout aged in three different barrels. This variant was aged in a Templeton rye barrel and has notes of rich chocolate and just enough barrel character and deep, warming rye whiskey.

HOPS 4 HOPE 2026

Brewed in collaboration with over 40 amazing breweries to raise money in the fight against pediatric cancer. This hazy IPA features Dolcita, Elani Cryo, Vera and Strata hops, bursting with tropical notes of papaya, coconut, pineapple and juicy stone fruit. 

HOPIVORE
HOPIVORE

HOPIVORE

West Coast IPA - 6.1% - We brewed this West Coast style IPA with some beloved and classic American hops-Centennial, Chinook, Simcoe and Amarillo. This beer was inspired by some of our favorite classic IPAs and we are delighted to offer our take on this style.
MATTY LIGHT
MATTY LIGHT

MATTY LIGHT

American Light Lager brewed with Pilsner malt and Rice. An homage to those summer days in college where you couldn’t drink all day if you didn’t start in the morning. Simple, clean, crisp, refreshing.
RELAX
RELAX

RELAX

Hazy IPA - 6.5% - Relax is a bright and juicy Hazy IPA brewed with Citra, Bru-1 and HBC 586. This little Hazy has intense notes of clementine, pineapple and lemon zest and is the perfect companion to just sit back, relax, and have a beer. 

Plus, Joanne says it smells yummy, so it’s gotta be good.

BLONDE, JANE BLONDE
BLONDE, JANE BLONDE

BLONDE, JANE BLONDE

Blonde Ale - 5.5% - This beer will appeal to the craft beer drinker and the “just give me a beer” drinker alike. Easy drinking, straightforward and clean but by no means simple.